I often wonder if a slave wouldn’t be better than a wife. I want someone who can drive me anywhere at anytime. I don’t want to listen to her complain or what not, just shut up and drive.
I would like to be able to talk to her and make her listen to me. True, it would bother me if she wasn’t interested in what I have to say though. The lovin' would kind of stink too. I would get a mail-order bride if I was guaranteed she would leave me after she got a US citizenship. Maybe I should leave the country… um, no. Maybe for Canada.
I just so sick of trying. I was accused for trying to hard once. Frankly, I do think I try hard at all. I mean to date in general. I suppose when I met someone, I tend to skip all the dating crap and want to elope. And for good reason, give her time to learn that I am not as exciting as I might sound, and I’ll never be able to win her over.
I met a lady when I went back to school for some law classes. It would really bother me when she was very flirtatious but every time I tried to do "my job", I suppose, and ask her out, plan a date, and all that, she would always try to drag a couple of her friends with…
I had to finally tell her that I was not interested in her friends. Ok, I never got that pleasure. I think time passed and it got easy to not talk to her when the rare occasion came up.
Anyway, back to the slave issue. I see lot’s of attractive women all over this place. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Well when you partially blind, everything looks good. If they can drive, I'm set!
I found myself asking when I can meet these women. I come to the conclusion that this was the time. I may never see her again, and I usually don’t. Should I have even attempted to talk to her? What if she were only 17?
A good slave would make a nice substitute. Maybe, not the happiest or eternal solution. But by golly, it’s a [dang] solution I want here and now!
Posted by Michael at December 4, 2003 05:21 PM