I know I must be a real jerk. I can't complain enough on my blog site and I can't hide my discomforts in real life - which only adds to my already grumpy look.
I was talking to a friend about why I don't drink. Later, I started to formulate the idea that I am just so full of hate that drinking would force all that out and I'd be more of a jerk than ever.
That idea might explain why I get kicked in the groin so often. (Figuratively speaking.)
Posted by Michael at December 11, 2003 12:24 AMI don't think you're a jerk.
Sorry about that whole groin thing! It must be pretty sore!
Posted by: Jeremy at December 11, 2003 09:37 PM