There was a kid from Alaska named Randy Read in Mr. Olsen's 5th grade class. He was a nice fellow, good with the ladies and what not. Most of all I remember, he could run like wind. Fast mother, never could catch him.
He moved away. I guess. Two years later, in junior high, I met a Randy Dean. Nice fellow, good with the ladies. Wouldn't you guess, fast as the wind. Never could catch him. My personal best on the 1 1/2 mile fun run was a whole minute slower than one of his records.
To this day, I swear they were one and the same person.
Posted by Michael at March 26, 2004 07:01 AM