March 30, 2004

Am I like Artie Ziff?

I am not as obsessed as Artie is with Marge Simpson, but sometimes I wonder why I even bother. I mean, this lady captivates my attention like no other, but I have been misled in the past.

I figure while she is single, she is fair game. Maybe in the future I’ll have better things to report than chasseing waterfalls… right over the edge into the jagged rocks at the bottom!

Anyway, there are days I wish I could just go up to her, give her a big kiss, fall in love, and live happily ever after. I don’t believe in fair tales, nor would I bet I am even remotely a good kisser.

Posted by Michael at March 30, 2004 08:27 PM
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Nah, I'm not like Artie at all. I talked to her at Institute, 30 minutes or so after publishing this. I was in a bad mood, but I wasn't all that glad to see her.

Posted by: Michael at March 30, 2004 10:43 PM