Not because of some natural disaster, unless you consider "dung" for brains natural. He's got looks though. He's charming, smooth, pious and he's not completely dumb. Confident and stubborn, even with wrong information.
Why the names on the account didn't just get swapped is beyond me. Maybe he thought we wouldn't pay the bill? A very poor joke?
I suppose I should be glad it was last night instead of tonight. Well, hopefully the water will be running tonight. Always trying to help? Please, just stop trying and leave already.
I should have taken a leak on his bed. A compliment to another brilliant decision. Instead I went in the backyard, in the rain.
Posted by Michael at September 1, 2006 11:50 AM