September 21, 2007
Don't mess with Texas
I know I should stop messing with Texas. When the last attractive, strong willed women I met told me where she was from, I still pursued even though I knew the end result.
Most Texan women I have met are just too darn irresistible. Even or especially when they say they aren't interested or what have you, I want one even more.
If I was a pretty boy, I'd have all the Texan love I could ask for. Next Texan I meet, I'll just spread my legs and ask her to swift kick me and get it over with.