Wes Clark Campaign Slogans
Here is a good sample of the fine work that can be found at IMAO every day:
TOP TEN WESLEY CLARK CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
10. I’m a general and a Democrat… isn’t that wacky!
9. My day-to-day views on the war on Iraq are like a box of chocolates - you’ll never know what you’re going to get.
8. You don’t know me, but I don’t know you, so we’re even.
7. Pay no attention to the Clintons behind the curtain.
6. I admit it; Arnold Schwarzenegger bribed me to run to make him look decisive on issues.
5. I helped fight in Kosovo. Yeah, Kosovo. Oh, come on! You remember that conflict. It wasn’t that long ago.
4. Support me because I would have voted “Nes” on Iraq.
3. I nearly started World War III. What other candidate has that much pull?
2. My stance on that very important issue is… Hey! Look! I can do a handstand!
And the number one Wesley Clark campaign slogan…
Because I’m not one of those nine other guys.
Okay, so that was a lot of variations of the same joke. But there’s the problem: none of us know that much about him.
Yet he leads in the polls. Heh heh.
Frank J. is awesome. Check out his site daily…especially the “In My World” segments. Go back to the first one and read them all! It’ll take a while but you’ll get many many good laughs.
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Thanks for the blockquote HTML tag idea. I forgot about that tag.
Comment by Michael — September 24, 2003 @ 3:22 pm
I like them, especially number 8.
Comment by Michael — September 25, 2003 @ 7:23 am